Suozzi’s Farewell,” Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 30, 2009
He was “completely shocked” he lost.
He’s unlikely to run for local or county office again, though maybe for something on the state or federal level.
He’s proud to have turned “the worst-run county in America” into a government that is “much more professional and better run and [...]

“”Plane Nutty,” Ellis Henican Column, amNewYork, December 29, 2009
Some of that PETN must have seeped into the atmosphere. There’s so much cloudy thinking floating around!
It started with Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano declaring giddily: “the system worked.”
Before she backtracked.
It continued as the Transportation Security Adminstration threw its full bureaucratic gravitas behind a stricter no-peeing and [...]

“He’s Outta Here: Rudy Runs for the Money,” Ellis Henican Column, amNewYork, December 23, 2009
In with a bang, out with a whimper. It was an anticlimactic end to Rudy Giuliani’s political career.
The steel-jawed hero of 9/11. The exhausted second-term mayor, revived by the terror attacks. The perfect politician for the Anxiety Age.
So what became of [...]

“You Might Have Noticed: It’s Cold,” Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 19, 2009
It’s a simple fact of our complex lives: Nobody cares about everything.
Some people are “American Idol” addicts or crazy sports fans. Others are obsessed with taxes or schools. A relative few are glued to politics, the economy or foreign affairs. The niches [...]

“All God’s Children,” Ellis Henican Column, amNewYork, December 18, 2009
Where America is going, New York already is.
With the whites outnumbered!
And if the people in America will just ask nicely, we’d be happy to explain to them what their future holds.
Think Elmhurst!
The U.S. Census Bureau caused quite a stir this week, predicting America’s demographic tipping point.
More [...]

“A Hot and Heavy Christmas,” Ellis Henican Column, amNewYork, December
Hormones are raging this holiday season. As temperatures fall, passions are heating up.
Hot lesbian teacher sex in Brooklyn. Crazy billionaire
golfer sex everywhere. A major study at the University
of Minnesota has just concluded that young adults
who have casual sex are no worse off emotionally than
those who [...]