“Caution When Mixing Kids With Air Traffic Work,” Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, March 6, 2010
An 8-year-old boy operates a subway train. A 9-year-old girl drives the family Mitsubishi. Little brother, age 4, rides shotgun.
And now, a precocious pair of 9-year-old twins are in the Kennedy Airport control tower, clearing commercial airliners for takeoff.
Who says today’s young people lack ambition? Some kids are doing more than playing Farmville.
Let’s give some credit here. Clearly, the Duffy twins of Stony Brook have better trips to Daddy’s office than the Henicans ever did. “How’d you like to do some filing?” my Dad would ask when we showed up at the law office.
That’s OK. Can we do goofy things on the Xerox?
There are reasons – good reasons – to be aghast over Take Your Kids to Work Day at the JFK Control Tower. Safety rules. Proper protocols. The possibility, no matter how remote, that something really awful could have happened. Just explaining Junior at the NTSB crash inquiry: “Mr. Duffy, would you please tell the board what on earth were you thinking?”
No one was hurt this time. But Ray LaHood still was not amused. “A stunning lack of professionalism,” the U.S. transportation secretary harrumphed.
All that said, is it possible, without defending Glenn Duffy, to acknowledge something else? Ever since parents have gone off to work, they’ve been bringing children with them. It was true at the ancient mastodon hunt. It’s as true at NASA or the bomb squad.
Parents like to show the children how they spend all day. And children like to see where Mom and Dad go when they leave. But a special message to the Duffy family: Confine your fun to the copy machine.
VERY STIMULATING: Forget for a moment all the controversy over Washington’s economic-stimulus plan. Just smile at this: $195 million has been approved for the LIRR’s East Side Access, bringing Long Island trains that much closer to Grand Central. Let the pols take their silly bows this weekend. We’ll take the cash.
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