The Republican’s epic primary season seems to have finally have found their nominee. Maybe now the candidates can kick back and relax with a good book. A few suggestions: GRAND OLD CLASSICS Herman Cain Mutiny Brave Newt World The Adventures of Huckle Perry Finn Ron Quixote Mitt’s Summer Night’s Dream E-mail ellis@henican.com [...]
The $25 billion dollar mortgage fraud settlement punishes banks and other lenders. But homeowners…more than 2 million have lost their homes to foreclosure during the last four years; this deal will provide 750,000 with a payment of only $2,000 each. LET’S ALL MOVE TO . . . 1. Bubble Acres 2. Underwater Gulch 3. Fannie [...]
According to a study in the journal “Psychological Science”, children with lower intelligence are more likely to grow into racially prejudiced adults. That’s just dumb…. SMARTEN UP 1. Crazy liberals 2. Closed-minded conservatives 3. Mushy moderates 4. Wild-eyed radicals 5. Apathetic jerks E-mail ellis@henican.com Follow him at twitter.com/henican
What’s in a Name… NAME GAME 1. A-PAUL-ing newsletter 2. RICK-ety Iowa win 3. NEWT-ron bomb 4. Ad-MITT-ed rich guy 5. In-ex-PERRY-enced E-mail ellis@henican.com Follow him at twitter.com/henican
ELLIS HENICAN is a columnist at Newsday and a political analyst on the Fox News Channel. He also hosts a nationally syndicated weekend show on Talk Radio Network, is author of a New York Times Bestseller, and is the voice of “Stormy” on the hit Cartoon Network series “Sealab 2021.”
