22Aug

THE VIDEO EVIDENCE ELLIS KILLS OBAMA GIRL

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OBAMA GIRL DIES!!
See the shocking video from BarelyPolitical.com
In the final episode, the I-got-a-crush-on-you-know-who girl meets a surprise and unfortunate end. I’d like to speak to a lawyer, please!
From Newsday:
‘NET FAME: It had to happen. Some horrible fate would eventually befall Obama Girl, the I-got-a-crush-on-you-know-who character created last year by YouTube sensation Amber Lee Ettinger and [...]

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05Jul

MICHAEL J’S DEATH… …AND OURS

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“Where There’s a Will,” Ellis Henican Sunday Column, Newsday, July 5, 2009
The Michael Jackson
story isn’t just a selfindulgent
celeb-fest
to goose the ratings.
Emphasis on the
“just.”
As with many boldfaced
tragedies — Mark Sanford’s
infidelity crisis, Sarah Palin’s
once-promising career — actual
life lessons can be found inside
the latest TMZ reports.
Lessons like:
There is such a thing as too
much plastic surgery. Adultchild
slumber parties are [...]

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25May

LET THE KID DIE?

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“Should Life-Saving Medical Care Be a Parent’s Choice?” Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, May 24, 2009
Should the law punish a parent who calls God instead of the doctor? How ’bout a parent who believes so fervently in New Age treatments, a child with a deadly disease is denied lifesaving medical care?
It’s the clash of belief and [...]

15May

FIGHTING IRISH

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“Hey, Notre Dame! Let the President Speak,” Ellis Henican Column, amNew York, May 15, 2009
It’s one of the great things about America’s Catholic universities, one of many — the long coexistence of intellectual openness and faith.
We Catholics are not expected to shut ourselves off from honest discussion. We are not taught to close our minds [...]

10May

Fitty’s Fib

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NEWSDAY COLUMN: A DAY LATE, 50 CENT SHORT, 50-10-09
Hold on a second, Dawg! Freeze the high-fives! When someone actually bothered to ask, Suffolk County cops and prosecutors were rapping a very different rhyme…

09May

FACEBOOK WALL

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FACEBOOK WALL: Join the Conversation