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CHRISTIE’S FUTURE TIED UP IN TRAFFIC SCANDAL

“Christie’s not in a jam yet”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, January 11 2014 He’d better hope that’s all there is. Chris Christie is still standing, as is his political career, after the killer emails, the firings, the endless news conference, the Fort Lee mea culpa and the adamant assertions of total ignorance from a man who…

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DE BLASIO SKATES ON FIRST SNOW WITH HELP

 “De Blasio team doesn’t trip on same stone”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, January 5 2014 Bill de Blasio passed his very first test as mayor of New York City. Most of the snow was plowed from most of the streets before most of the people got totally fed up, which is about the best you can hope…

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COURTS SAY NAY – THEN YEA – TO NSA

 “To spy or not to spy: It’s a good question”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 29 2013 Let’s have that conversation Edward Snowden keeps urging on us: Should our government be vacuuming up our phone records in the name of keeping us safe? No way, says U.S. District Judge Richard Leon. Such a sweeping intrusion likely violates…

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IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK

“’Duck Dynasty’ star should have kept his bill shut”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 22 2013 Yes, you can be fired for saying dumb stuff outside work. And please, don’t go yelping about the First Amendment. It won’t protect you for a second from a private employer’s ax. Swamp-TV star and backwoods theologian Phil Robertson just learned that…

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THE (NOT) GREAT PRETENDERS

 “Signing? World diplomacy? Leave it to the pros”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 15 2013 Some things are best left to professionals. Things like brain surgery. And signing for the hearing-impaired. And international diplomacy. Thankfully, no untrained amateurs were caught last week donning scrubs and drilling into anyone’s skull. But we did have a very strange man…

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GOP PREP SCHOOL: TALKING TO WOMEN

“Speaker Boehner takes small step in right direction on women”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 8 2013 Freud asked, “What do women want?” John Boehner has a follow-up: What do women want to hear? Apparently, “legitimate rape” isn’t too high on the list. Those two words sunk Todd Akin’s Republican Senate bid last year in Missouri.…

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DEADLINES ARE OUR FRIENDS

“HealthCare.gov helped by Obama’s deadline”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, December 1 2013 Deadlines are tough. Just ask President Barack Obama. He promised the Obamacare website would be up and running by the end of November and, wouldn’t you know it, the end of November came. The results aren’t perfect. Deadline projects seldom are. There’s never enough time,…

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IN DC STUBBORN TRIBAL RULES APPLY

“Mired in tribal rules while Obamacare suffers”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, November 24 2013 Why stop with the Senate filibuster? Washington has so many other rules just begging to be obliterated. The rule that says Democrats must support President Barack Obama even when they know he’s stumbled. See Obamacare. The rule that says Republicans have to…

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BOTH SIDES FUMBLE FOR WORDS

“Those who control the language control the debate”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, November 17 2013 Was it just an early fumble — or Barack Obama’s Hurricane Katrina? Tell me which analogy you like. I’ll tell you which side you’re on. Long before a winner is crowned in the bitter battle over the president’s health insurance policy, we’ll…

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HE GIVES CRACKHEADS A BAD NAME

“Toronto’s mayor is cracking under the pressure”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday, November 10 2013   What does a mayor have to do to be impeached in Canada? Shoot a moose? Outlaw hockey? Getting caught on video sucking a crack pipe obviously isn’t enough. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Toronto Mayor Rob Ford gives crackheads a…

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