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“Palin looks like a presidential candidate”, Ellis Henican Column, Newsday,May 29, 2011

All of a sudden, she’s looking like a candidate.

For more than two years, Sarah Palin was inching her way out of the 2012 presidential race. Quitting as governor of Alaska. Alienating key Republican groups. Signing fat book and TV deals. But all of a sudden, the tea party torch bearer is heading off on a road trip that looks an awful lot like a national campaign. She’s leaving Washington on a high-publicity bus tour of national historic sites, pointing up I-95 toward first-primary New Hampshire.

New Hampshire’s nice this time of year. But gosh, what a great coincidence.

There could be several reasons Palin might be getting itchy to run. Donald Trump, that mega publicity sponge, has left the race. Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who sometimes seems like Palin’s Mini-Me, is about to jump in. Now that Mike Huckabee has also bailed, has Palin’s moment finally arrived? Whatever she does to raise that question, all the speculation will probably help her TV ratings and book sales.

Here’s the Republican reality 17 months before Election Day: None of the candidates is catching fire yet. As Palin makes a soaring call to the party base, they’re all finding their voices. Who else could announce a bus tour and expect huge crowds to show up?

The pre-trip video opens with a shot of a grizzly bear roaring. Clearly, Palin’s in a roaring mood. With Washington suddenly tilting back toward the Democrats and the post-Osama President Obama looking stronger by the day, the Republicans could use some roaring just about now. Love her or not, candidate Palin could make the next few months far more interesting and fun.

THE FIELD

1. Mitt: Rom-Care, Not Obama-Care

2. T-Paw: A Cool Nickname Might Be Fun

3. Herm: Extra Cheese

4. R-Paul: Again

5. Newt: The Tiffany Candidate

THIS WEEK’S NEWS IN SONG:

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ASKED AND UNANSWERED:

How many times do the linguists have to remind us: We “commemorate” Memorial Day. We don’t “celebrate” it?…If it hadn’t been disqualified under a silly no-repeats rule, wouldn’t Southampton’s Cooper Beach still be no. 1 on Dr. Beach’s new ranking of America’s best sand?…. Bridgehampton National just ate Hamptons State. Which big bank will now get the munchies for Bridgehampton State?…Who’d topple Hansen? What heartless vandals would get their jollies knocking over Lindenhurst’s 300-pound cement tribute to the 9/11 rescue dog?…Will David Einhorn’s $200 million be enough to revive the Mets? First answer me this: Will Fred Wilpon and Saul Katz use the money smartly this time?…What could be a worse omen than an empty boat in the Sound with the sail up and the motor running? What if the owner’s wallet and glasses were found aboard?…Construction workers? Islanders fans? Just folks who enjoy a hard-fought referendum? Who were all those people rallying for a new Nassau Coliseum?…You like my idea for an annual award honoring some young genius whose great idea sparks LI revival? Folks at Thursday’s HIA-LI breakfast seemed to…Rich out-of-state summer-home owners? Is that where Fred Thiele and Ken LaValle are targeting special tax relief?…Would you pay sales taxes you were exempt from? LIPA says it has, more than $9 million a year of them…What’s that smell on Point Lookout beach? Rotting seaweed, actually, which is a whole lot better than what I know you were thinking.

LONG ISLANDERS OF THE WEEK

DOROTHY SCHLOSSER and JOHN WILLIAMS

Like lots Long Islanders, Dorothy Schlosser – a remedial math teacher at Mount Sinai Elementary School and John Williams of Coles Contracting in Mount Sinai, were moved by the story of lymphoma patient James Shaljian, whose weakened immune system could no longer handle the mold in his Mount Sinai home of 20 years. But they weren’t just moved. They got busy fast. Through the group Building Hope for Long Island, Schlosser, Williams and many other volunteers created events, raised money, got the media’s attention, begged for more and then – without much delay – built Shaljian and his family a safe new home. One family, one campaign, one great achievement to be proud of.