The Republican’s epic primary season seems to have finally have found their nominee. Maybe now the candidates can kick back and relax with a good book. A few suggestions: GRAND OLD CLASSICS Herman Cain Mutiny Brave Newt World The Adventures of Huckle Perry Finn Ron Quixote Mitt’s Summer Night’s Dream E-mail ellis@henican.com Follow him at…
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The $25 billion dollar mortgage fraud settlement punishes banks and other lenders. But homeowners…more than 2 million have lost their homes to foreclosure during the last four years; this deal will provide 750,000 with a payment of only $2,000 each. LET’S ALL MOVE TO . . . 1. Bubble Acres 2. Underwater Gulch 3. Fannie…
DetailsAccording to a study in the journal “Psychological Science”, children with lower intelligence are more likely to grow into racially prejudiced adults.
That’s just dumb….
1. Crazy liberals
2. Closed-minded conservatives
3. Mushy moderates
4. Wild-eyed radicals
5. Apathetic jerks
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1. A-PAUL-ing newsletter
2. RICK-ety Iowa win
3. NEWT-ron bomb
4. Ad-MITT-ed rich guy
5. In-ex-PERRY-enced
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